One More Time

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their


lovers (Rascal, Dumbass ,Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the


same time,


and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.


The first man (Rascal) said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up


in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'


The second man (Dumbass) said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm


going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'


The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think


I'm


going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my


ass up just one more time.'