Sometime later, a truck pulls over and offers to take her to the next town, as long as they she doesn't slow him down as he's already behind schedule.
Incredibly grateful, she hops into the truck and off they go.
About 20minutes into the trip she realises that she needs to pee and asks the truckie to pull over. He re-iterates that he really can't stop anymore but if she needs to go she can use his piss jug. She takes one look at it and pleads for him to pull over as there's no way she's using that thing. He proceeds to tell her that she can just piss out the window, he wont look.
Busting at this stage, she decides to just go for it, pulls her pants down and pisses out the window. At this exact time, two bikies are riding past and get hit with a flood of piss.
Startled, the first turns to the second and says "damn, thoes truckies can really spit!". The second says, " yeah, but did you see the lips on that one!"
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