And the cannibal leader tells the men that they need to explore the island to find some fruit. They then must collect ten pieces of that fruit and bring it back to the cannibals. So the men head out and after some time the first of the three returns. He has brought ten apples with him, and the cannibal leader explains to him that he must fit all of the fruit in his butt without making any noise or they will kill him. The man tries but on the 4th apple he squeals and they kill him. Then the second man returns with blueberries. The cannibals tell him the same thing and he starts to put the blueberries in his butt. He gets to the 9th berry and bursts out laughing so they kill him. In heaven the first man asks the second man why he died if he only had blueberries to fit into his butt and the man respondes "I was almost there but I cracked up when I saw the last guy coming back with pineapples."
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