One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first? Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant to pick on him she chose little Mary. I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotions of love are. Very interesting. replied the teacher. Seeing no one else had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him. I think your feet go up first. Confused but relieved the teacher said, Why is that? Johnny replied, Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying Oh God!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.