...when the Devil appears before them. He says that to get out of hell, they must each complete three tasks: have sex with a woman 100 times, kill a bear, and drink 100 shots of tequila.
The Frenchman, being French, decides he'll start with making love to the woman 100 times. He starts out well, but after a few hours he is too exhausted to complete the task and is thrown into lava.
The Russian, being Russian, decides he'll kill the bear first. Almost as soon as he enters the arena he is mauled to death.
The Mexican, being Mexican, decides he'll drink the 100 shots of tequila first. After downing the last one, he stumbles off to kill the bear.
Several hours later, he returns to Satan and says: "so where is this woman I have to kill?"
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