One day, a mother and her two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were in their car and on their way to church.

Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Jesus Christ that hurt, are you a complete fucking wanker?"
The mother being upset went and talked to the priest.
She said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do." to which the Father said "Well, have you tried smacking them?"
"Oh gosh no" she exclaimed. "Doesn't the Church look down on that kind of behavior?"
The Father replied "Well, yes the Church does, but in some cases we make exceptions."
The next day, the two boys came down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he would like for breakfast. Tommy replies "Well, gimme some fucking waffles" to which the Mom backhands Tommy so hard he flies out of his chair and lands against the door.
Shocked and terrified by what he witnessed, Timmy became very quiet. Then the mother asks him what he would like for breakfast.
To which Timmy blurts out "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want those fucking waffles!"