When all of a sudden they hit a hog, belonging to a local farm. The driver says "I'll go tell them what happened" and leaves for a few hours. When he comes back, his clothes are disheveled, and he's covered in hickeys, and carrying a half-drunk bottle of wine. Clinton asks him "What happened?", to which the driver replies "After telling them what happened, the farmer gave me a bottle of his best wine, his wife and daughters had sex with me, and they sent me off with a thousand dollars cash". Intrigued, Hillary says "Well, what did you tell them?" The driver responds-
"AN ORIGINAL FUCKING JOKE THAT THEY HAVEN'T FUCKING HEARD A MILLION FUCKING TIMES FROM THE SAME FUCKING SUBREDDIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST NOT UPVOTE LITERALLY THE SAME JOKE ELEVEN TIMES HOW IS STILL FUNNY TO YOU PEOPLE AFTER THE TENTH GODDAMN TIME TODAY"
"Also I said 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I killed the pig'."
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