When God finally decided on a design for man's ass, he observed it, thought for a while, stroked his beard a bit, and finally said..

When it comes to...

...there's a thyme and a plaice.

The Lord's Prayer

When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sanders came up with a brilliant...

A snail walks up...

A snail walks up to a mans house and knocks on the door. The door opens and...

Bumble bee irish

what did the irish man do when he got a bumble bee stuck in his ear ? he...

I believe i can fly

i believe i can flyyy got shot by the pizza guyyy all i wanted was some onion...

A man in a nudist...

And after a while, he gets tired and decides to sit down in this bench next...

A good name for a...

Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)

Pink or Salmon?

This guy at work argued with everybody that his pink oxford shirt was...

How do you charge...

Using a battery ram.

A boy and his...

A boy and his mother were at the zoo and found themselves at the elephant...