Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment would be the funniest obviously. With no further ado:
1. "That's not a champagne flute!"
2. "I don't know, but lord knows my wife does."
3. "Three cats, two birds, and one old bitch."
4. "Is it just me or is that hippopotamus wearing Jerry's shirt?"
5. "I told you we should have gone to Australia."
6. "Ah, you must be Greg."
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