The first two were close in size but the third had a much larger penis. The first two boys quickly decided the third boy didn't count because he was black and "everyone knows black people have large wee-wees."
The black friend was hurt by this and when he went home he told his mom all about what happened in school. At the end of his story he asked his mom if it was true and he had a big penis because he was black. The mom gave him a hug and said sweetly, "Honey, you don't have a big dick because you're black. It's big because you're 18."
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