She tells her mother, "Mommy, today we started first grade and the teacher asked us to count to 20 and I counted to 100! Is it because I'm blonde?"
"Yes dear it's because you're blonde" says the mother happily.
The girl comes home the next day and announces, "Mommy, the teacher taught us the letter C and I could say until the letter Z! Is it because I'm blonde?"
"Yes dear, it's because you're blonde" the mother answers proudly.
Thd next day the girl comes home and exclaims, "Mommy, we were changing into our clothes for gym class, and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She pulls up her top revealing huge beautiful breasts. "Is it because I'm blonde?"
"No" her mother says slightly embarrassed; "It's because you're 22."
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