There was a good visited Saloon. Suddenly the door opens and a guy with uncountable knifes comes in and goes strict to the Barkeeper.
"One shot Tequila" he says...the Barkeeper answers: "who are you? I have never seen you"
"What do you think? Im the knife-Bill"
A couple minutes later another guy walks in and everybody was very scared. He has in every hand a pistol, and on the back a giant one and two large cartridge belts. The Barkeeper was very awed and asks sheepish: "Who are you?"
The Guy answers: "Are you fking blind? Im the pistol-Bill"
After a few minutes everybody calms down, but suddenly there comes a third man! The men in the Saloon run with loud screaming out of the Saloon, the piano man jumps inside his piano and the Barkeeper loses his glass and falls to the ground! What he sees was unbelievable: A man with 2.5 heads 4 arms und 3 legs comes straight to him. With a squeaky voice the Barkeeper asks him: "Who are you?"
"Me? Im tscherno-Bill
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