An African prince falls in love with an American girl...

An African prince falls in love with an American girl and upon proclaiming his love and devotion he asks her to marry him. She- not wanting to hurt prince’s feelings - tells him she needed time to think about it. The girl asks her best friend what to do as she was not in love with him, but also didn’t want to directly say no. They come with a solution to ask him for a ridiculously expensive car and when he refuses to buy it for her, say that unfortunately she cannot marry him.


The girl presents the offer the prince; he thinks for a second and replies:


“I love you, I care for you, I buy you fancy car”


And sure enough, the next day the girl wakes up and there is a shiny new sports car with a bow on it in front of her house.


She calls her best friend right away and they decide they needed to step up their game and ask the prince for huge villa with a pool and big driveway to park her new car in.


Upon hearing the new demand, the prince thinks for a minute and says:


“I love you, I care for you, I buy you a villa”


The girl goes home and when she wakes up she sees that her neighbour’s house is gone and where it was there is a beautiful villa and her new car parked in a driveway. She grabs the phone and consults a friend; they think and think and finally the come up with an idea to say that the girl can only marry the prince if his penis is 12 inches long.

Relieved that she finally will get out of the situation, she presents her final demand to the prince.


The prince thinks bout it for an hour, and with a heavy sight he finally replies:


“I love you, I care for you, I chop 4 inches off for you”