A boy was riding home on his bike one evening. He came across a police officer astride a horse, the policeman asked the boy to stop and said to him, 'Why are there no lights on your bike? You shouldn't ride home in the dark without them.' The boy answered, 'Sorry sir, my mum bought me this bike but didn't get lights.'
The policeman replied, 'When you get home, tell your mum that you need lights for your bike.' The boy, as he was about to set off asked, 'Did your mum buy you that horse?' Laughing, the policeman said, 'Of course!'
The boy said, 'Well when you get home, tell her that she needs to get you one with the dick on the bottom, not on the top!'
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