A young pastor was nervous about his first visit to te old folks home. He was going to visit a long time member of the church. He goes in to her room and cant keep his hands still. he sees she has a bowl of peanuts, so he take a few as he talks to keep his nervousness down. It goes better than he expected. As he is about to leave notices he has eaten all the peanut. So he apologies to hew about eating the all. She tells him it is ok, cause she has already sucked off all the chocolate.
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