First Mate: Everyone! Come quick! The white whale has been sighted to starboard! The white whale!
Captain: Arrrr, all you can prove is that there's a whale to starboard, at least one side of which is white.
First Mate: What kind of white whale has only one side?
Captain: Arrrr, Moebius Dick!
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