So two whales are swimming in the ocean when they come upon a small fishing boat. The first whale turns to the second whale and says,
"Hey! We should go tip that boat!"
The second whale agrees so they both swim under one side of the boat and blow out of their blowholes as hard as they can. The boat tips over and all the sailors are dumped into the water. The first whale asks the second,
"You wanna eat those sailors?"
The second whale turns to the first and says,
"How many times do I have to tell you? I don't mind the occasional blowjob but I will never swallow the seamen!"
EDIT: Eat => swallow
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