On the toilet I sit
I'm taking a shit
my cheeks are parted
and I just farted
that log just fell
and it's starting to smell
I will be full of resent
If I don't turn on the vent
as I grab for the paper
I am hit by the vapor
Take a look it's dark and brown
push the lever watch it go
Round and Round
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