(To be sung to the tune of that Witer Wonderland song)
Santa Claus, are you listening?
Mrs.Claus had sex with Blizten
I you want to know more,
Go next door
and find the hore who wanted more
(I admit this is one of my worst jokes. to get much better
ones, go to http://calum.8m.net .)
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