catching ducks

old man sitting on his front porch sees a group of kids walk by all holding rolls of duct tape.
old man says, "where you kids going with that duct tape?"
kid says, "we goin' to catch some ducks."
old man laughs, says, "you can't catch ducks with duct tape."
kid shrugs it off and they walk on.
few minutes later the old man sees the kids coming back with a shit load of ducks.
next day he sees the same kids walk by all holding chicken wire.
old man says, "where you kids going with that chicken wire?"
kid says, "we goin' to catch some chickens."
old man laughs, says, "you can't catch chickens with chicken wire."
kid shrugs it off and they walk on.
few minutes later he sees the same kids walk by with a shit load of chickens.
next day the old man sees the same group of kids walking by all holding pussy willows.
old man says, "let me get my hat."