One day a Koala bear was feeling exceptionally horny, so he gets his phone and orders a prostitute.
Shortly thereafter the prostitute arrives and enters the tree-house. Hours go by and the marsupial needs to hit the local watering hole. He tells the hooker to let herself out.
As the bear exits the whore yells "Where the hell do you think you're going without paying me!?"
Realizing small animals have no concept of money. She pulls out a dictionary and reads "protistitute: has sexual intercourse in exchange for money."
The fuzzy bear snatched the dictionary out of the whores' hand and shows her
"Koala:
eats bush and leaves."
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