Connecticut:
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
Illinois:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Iowa:
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
West Virginia:
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
Oklahoma:
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake.
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