A young, innocent girl starts to work at a brothel, but doesn't really know that much about sex. So her first client comes in and asks for a handjob. She excuses herself and asks the Madam of the brothel, "How do you give a handjob?" The Madam replies, "Have you ever tried getting ketchup out of a bottle?" The young girl replies yes and the Madam says, "do it exactly like that!" The young girl goes back in.
About one minute later client runs out of the brothel screaming his lungs out, with the young girl confusingly coming out after him. The Madam asks, "What did you do?!" "I gave him a handjob like you said." The Madam then inquires, "Well, how do you usually give a handjob?" So the young girl pulls out a butter knife and /r/spacedicks.
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