He tries to teach his wife how to swing a club
"I already know how to hit a ball, watch this" she replies. She takes a big swing and hits the ball, the ball soars in the air and goes through a window of a mansion which happens to be at the resort. "Shit, we have to go apologize" says the husband. The wife agrees and they both decide to go to the mansion. As they find themselves at the front door the husband decides to knock on the door, as he knocks the door creepingly opens up slowly. "Should we go in? Doesn't look like anyone's here" says the wife. The husband says "yes let's go in and retrieve the golf ball and pretend it wasn't us that broke the window." They go inside looking at room after room until they find the room with the broken window, golf ball on the floor and knocked over lamp. The husband decides to pick up the lamp and out of no where a genie appears. The husband and wife are both shocked but the genie says "don't be scared, you have saved me, I was stuck in this lamp for centuries, I will offer you both a wish, any wish you would like but there is one request I have." The husband says what is that request? The genie responds and says "I get to have one wish of my own after I have granted your wishes."
The wife says "OK no problem, my wish is that I have 10 million dollars" the genie snaps his fingers and says 10 million dollars is in your account. The husband says I want a Ferrari and Lamborghini, the genie snaps his fingers and says as soon as you go outside you'll see your cars. Both of them are so excited and then the genie interrupts and says "now it's time for my wish, I wish to have sex with your wife. The husband says "No way" but the wife agrees to it and says we will get our wishes if I do so and that there is no problem. The husband agrees and the wife goes to another room with the genie. During sex the wife asks the genie "how old are you genie?" the genie responds by asking her how old her husband is. She says my husband is 40 years old. The genie replies, so your husband is 40 and still believes in genies?
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