Guy 1: "I was walking home from work the other day, and decided to take a shortcut down by the railway line. To my surprise, I saw a woman tied to the tracks! I rushed over, quickly untied her, and we ended up having sex in every position you can think of."
Guy 2: "No way! Did you get a blowjob?"
Guy 1: "Nah, I couldn't find her head."
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