And as soon as he parks his car, his colleague rushes to him and announces, weeping: "Tony's dead".
The doctor says he's sorry, but he doesn't know the man.
Then he takes the lift to go to his study and the janitor says, "Tony's dead".
The doctor says he's sorry, but he doesn't know the man.
Driven by curiosity, the doctor goes to the morgue and finds another doctor there, which announces that Tony's dead. "Yes, yes, I know. I'm sorry, but I don't know the man."
He takes off Tony's body from the freezer and notices that he's got a giant penis. Being an andrologist, he chops off the penis (for science) and brings it home at the end of his shift.
He then leaves it on his desk and goes to take a shower because he's about to go out with his wife who, while tidying his study, finds this giant penis and faints.
The doctor, out of the shower, reanimates his wife and asks her: "Honey, what happened?"
"Tony's dead!"
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