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Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor
comes back and says, "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have
AIDS."
Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a
head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers,
40 walnuts and peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a
gallon of prune juice."
Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for."
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