Old Lady Buys A Farm

An old lady buys a farm but has no animals for the farm. So she decides to go to the farm next door to buy some animals. So the next day she goes over and asks the man if he had any animals for sale for her new farm. The man replied sure. So the lady asked if he had any roosters, he said yes but we don't call them roosters, we call them cocks. So the lady said she will take some. Then the lady asked if he had any donkeys, the man replied yes but we call them asses. But there is a rule with the asses, when they turn over you have to scratch their belly, the lady said no problem i will take some. And finally the lady asked for some hens, them man replied we don't call them hens we call them pull-its. So the lady said she will take some. After the lady pays for her new animals she is walking back to her farm. And while she is doing this the donkey turns over. So the lady asked the man walking by if he could hold her cock and pull-it while she scratches her ass.