Internet warriors be like:

do you even lift... yo hands and place them on yo keyboard and write a bitch ass status about how much you hate me??!?!?! ima make you cry until see you in person so you betta back the fuck up before you get verbally abused homie! i'd be beating yo ass right now but yo face is too ugly to look at you

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