They are surrounded and hopelessly outnumbered. The chief cannibal tells them if they want to get out alive, first they must go into a grove and collect 12 of any fruit. They set off. The first guy comes back with apples. The cheif tells him, now you must insert all of them into your asshole without making a sound. Well shit, says the first guy. He starts shoving the apples up his ass. When he reaches the 4th one, he lets out a yelp. He his killed and eaten. The 2nd guy comes back with cherries. The cheif tells him the same thing. He starts inserting the cherries, not making a peep, then on the 11th one, he lets outs a giggle. He is killed and eaten.
The two men meet outside the pearly gates. The first guy says to the other, "Why did you laugh? You could have made it!" The second guy laughs and says "I know, but I saw the other guy coming out of the woods with pineapples."
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