After a few minutes, the chip shop bloke puts his box of chips on the counter and asks if he wants salt.
"Sure", he replies.
The chip shop bloke reaches into his pocket, pulls out a handful of salt and chucks it on the chips, then asks if he wants pepper.
Feeling a bit hesitant, he replies "yeah alright".
The chip shop bloke reaches into his other pocket, pulls out some pepper, chucks it on the chips, then asks if he'd like some vinegar.
"Yeah I would but if you piss on them, I want my fucking money back"
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