A joke from kids at my old Sunday School: A man buys a horse...

The woman selling the horse says ''before you ride off with him, you must remember some very important phrases! This horse will not move unless you speak to him ''Thank God''. He will not stop until you say ''Amen''. Only these commands will he act upon, understand?''


The man is confused, but he can remember something as petty as that. He mounts the horse, yells ''Thank God'' and as the old lady said, the horse speeds off.


a long while later, the man and the horse are nearing a very steep cliff, and the man is yelling everything at the horse to make it stop.

''Hold it!''

''Wait!''

''Stop!''

''PLEASE''

Until he finally remembers what the old lady said. With all of his might, he forces the words out of him. ''AMEN'' he bellows.

The horse stops right at the edge of the cliff. A second later and... well... he'd rather not think about that.

Out of breath and fearing for what may have been, he wipes the sweat from his face before muttering something under his breath.


''Oh thank god...''

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