Naked

There was once an old man and a parrot living alone together for 40 years.


One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "You know, I've never had a woman in my life."


So the old man, as a favor to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into letting him use a female parrot for one night for the fee of 40 dollars.


He took the female home, put it into the cage with his parrot, covered the cage and went to bed. He was awoken in the middle of the night to the female parrot screaming she was being killed.


He ran out and pulled the cover off the cage. There he saw his male parrot ripping all the feathers off of the female.


"What are you doing?" the old man screamed.


The parrot replied, "Are you kidding, for 40 dollars, I at least want the bitch naked!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman