A burglar broke into a house. While ransacking the house he heard a voice
"God is watching you!" the voice said.
Startled, the burglar looked
around and saw nothing and surmised he must be hearing things and went
about his business of looting the place.
Again he heard a voice saying
"God is watching you!" Looking around this time he saw a parrot in a cage
in the corner of the room. Walking up to the parrot he said "Did you say
that"?
The parrot replied "Yes"
"What's your name"? said the
burglar.
The parrot replied "Rover".
The burglar exclaimed "What kind of
people would name their parrot Rover"?
The parrot replied "Probably the
same ones that named their Doberman 'God!'"
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