In the event that each joke happened in the same universe

A steed strolls into a bar. The barkeep says, "why the brooding look?" The steed remains there, gazing vacantly at the barkeep. Everybody begins to feel somewhat clumsy. The stallion's handler comes in and drives it out, however not before it's thumped over a few glasses and ruined itself. Obviously, the bar is shut for whatever remains of the day. Jesus strolls up to the bar, yet it's shut for cleanliness reasons and he goes adjacent to a lodging. He hands the assistant two or three nails and says "Would you be able to put me up for the night?" The secretary pauses for a minute to comprehend, not speaking Aramaic, but rather can clarify in pantomime that nails are not legitimate delicate. After Jesus leaves disgruntledly, a duck that has been somewhat harrassing the secretary throughout the previous few days by requesting grapes waddles in. The duck inquires as to whether the secretary has any nails, and the assistant at last snaps. Choosing to leave the most crazy workday of his life, secretary goes to the bar, and is enraged to think that its shut. He jimmies open a window, not minding who sees. Be that as it may, two old companions over the road, a cleric and a rabbi, DO see. They choose they ought to accomplish something to quiet this fomented man down, and tail him into the bar. The barkeep, having spent throughout the day tidying up after the stallion, sees the assistant, the cleric and the rabbi come into the bar, and quits cleaning crap sufficiently long to solicit "It is safe to say that this is some kind from a joke?"

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