Two squirrels are in a bar. One says to the other:
"You're drinking a lot more than usual today, is something wrong?"
His sad friend replies:
"I broke up with my girlfriend today."
His friend asks why, and he responds:
"I found out she was crazy."
His friend says:
"That doesn't sound like a good reason to break up with her..."
"Oh, that's not the worst part," the sad squirrel responds.
His friend asks:
"Well, what was the actual reason?"
And the sad squirrel says:
"I also found out she was fucking nuts."
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