and she asks her "What is that fur between your legs Mother?"
Her mom answers, "That is my squirrel, daughter"
"I see.. it is covered in fur like a squirrel!"
One day the girl is visiting her grandmother and they are getting dressed to go out. Her grandmother undresses and the girl says "Mom says that is your squirrel between your legs Grandma. Is that right?"
Grandma says "Yes it is."
The girl asks, "Why is your squirrel gray and mom's is black?"
Grandma answers "If your mom's squirrel has gotten fed as many nuts as mine has, it would be gray too."
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