A young Native American boy is asking his father about how he comes up with the names for his children.
The father says, "The moment a child is born we step outside and the first thing we see is what we name the child.
When your brother was born, I stepped out and saw an eagle soaring overhead. So I named him Soaring Eagle.
When your sister was born, I stepped out and saw a deer running across the plains. So I named her Running Deer."
The father turns to the boy and says, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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