An old man is sitting on a park bench one day. After a little while of people watching, he sees an attractive young woman walking by.
He says to her, “Excuse me miss, I know this is very rude to ask, but might you be willing to tell me how old you are?”
The woman thinks it’s a bit odd but says, “I’m 38, why do you ask?”
The old man quickly brushes her off and says “Nevermind.”
A little while later another attractive young woman comes by and he asks the same question.
She says, “I’m 30, why do you ask?”
The old man quickly brushes her off too and says “Nevermind.”
After some more time passes, another young, good-looking woman comes by and the man asks her age.
She happily says, “Actually it’s my birthday today and I just turned 21. Why do you ask?”
The man’s eyes light up and he says, “Oh I’m so happy. You’re just perfect. See, I was at the doctor’s office the other day and I was telling him that I’m really starting to notice my age, so he gave me some advice and I needed someone just your age to help me test it out.”
Puzzled, the woman asks, “What advice was that?”
The old man suddenly reaches out with both hands and grabs her breasts with a big smile on his face and says, “He said, I’m only as young as I feel.”
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