First one is high as fuck and clearly scared "Dude, dude, we are fucked!!"
Second bird "Why dude?"
First - "We fucking forgot to fly off to the warm place for the winter!"
Second - "Fuck dude, you're right, it's already November! Fuck, what are we gonna do?!?"
Third bird - "Oh shut the fuck up, we're crows"
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