[NSFW] There's two fellas way out in the woods in Virginia...

The name of one is Cecil. It's not important what the other one's name is.

They're bored, just trying to kill time while they whittle.

The more talkative fella, he says to Cecil, "Have you ever heard of the game 20 questions?" And Cecil says, "Nope."

"Well, the way you play is, I think of something, write it down and put it in my pocket, and then you ask me 20 questions and gotta guess what it is. You wanna play?"

So Cecil says, "Yeah, I reckon." So the other fella writes down "donkey dick" on a piece of paper, puts it in his pocket and says, "Now you got 20 questions to figure it out."

Cecil says, "Can you eat it?"

The first fella says, "Hmm, yeah, I reckon you can eat it."

And Cecil says, "Well, is it donkey dick?"


Source: Dave Matthews told this joke at the end of a Playboy interview back in 2004. I heard it before as Canadians playing and the word was "Moose Cock".