My girlfriend hit me with a frozen chicken.
She was getting something out of the freezer. Her skirt was lifted. Man, I was so horny at that moment. So I took her underpants down and started to fuck her. When suddenly, she grabbed a chicken and hit me in the head with it. I was surprised, and asked what was wrong: "Honey, you normally like it when I do that"
"Yes, I do, but not at Wallmart".
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