Duct tape and Chicken wire.

An old man is sitting on his front porch one morning, enjoying the weather and having a cup of coffee.

Suddenly he sees a young boy walking down the road carrying several rolls of duct tape. This obviously makes him curious so he calls out, "hey son, what are you doing with all that duct tape?" The little boy replies, "I'm going to catch some ducks sir!" The old man chuckles and calls out, "son don't be silly. You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The little boy just smiles and yells "well I'm gonna try."

Several hours pass and the old man is out in his yard when the little boy walks past him dragging a whole bunch of ducks. The old man just scratches his head and go's about his business.

The next morning the old man is having his morning coffee on the porch as usual and the little boy comes walking down the road. As he gets closer the old man notices he is carrying a bunch of chicken wire. He wonders what the lad is up to so he calls out "excuse me young man! What's all that chicken wire for?" The little boy calls out "I'm going to catch me some chickens!" The old man scoffs and says "son that's not what chicken wire is for! You're not gonna get any chickens with that!" The young boy happily crys out "well I'm gonna try!"

Later that day the old man notices the boy walking down the road dragging several chickens. He shakes his head and says, "well I'll be damned".

A few days later the old man is on his porch, having his morning coffee when the same little boy comes running down the road carrying a bundle of sticks. The old man wonders what this is all about so he calls out "hey son! What do you got there?" The little boy yells back, "pussy willows sir!" The old man stands up and says "wait up, let me grab my hat".