...they go up to the bar. It isn't every day that ducks visit the pub so the barman says to the first duck, 'What's your name?'
'Davey,' says the duck.
'How's your day been?' asked the barman.
'Excellent! Been in and out of puddles all day.'
'oh that's nice.' says the barman.
He turns to the second duck. 'What's your name?'
'Donny', the duck answers.
'So, how's your day been Donny?' asks the barman.
'Great. had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.'
The barman smiles at him and turns to the third duck, 'So, what's your name?'
'I'm Puddles. And don't bother asking about my fucking day.'
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