..he orders 3 shots when he realizes he needs to go take a piss
He steps next to a guy and while doing his job, he sees that the other guys dick is absurdly huge.
The guy with a huge dick asks: "Would you like to have an enormous dick like I do?"
The other guy nods hastily.
"Okay, then listen carefully! Wait until midnight, then go to the crossroad outside the village. Take the leftroad, walk about 5 minutes and then youll see a huge stone on the side of the road. On that stone will be sitting a huge toad. You will ask the toad:
"Hello beautiful, would you like to have sex with me?".
The toad will respond: "NO!".
And suddenly, your dick grows 4 inches!"
The man doesnt believe at first, but seeing as hes been mocked by women his entire life, he decides to give it a try.
He waits until midnight, goes to the crossroad, takes the left road, walks for 5 minutes and he sees a huge toad on a huge stone. He cant believe his eyes, but he maintains calm enough to ask:
"Hello beautiful, would you like to have sex with me?"
The toad responds: "NO!"
The man hurries home, rushes into the bathroom, pulls down his pants and he cant believe what he sees - his dick is now 4 inches longer! He is mesmerized - yet not satisfied.
The next day, the man decides to try his luck again. He waits until midnight, goes to the crossroad, takes the left road, walks for 5 minutes and he sees the huge toad once again. And once again he asks:
"Hello beautiful, would you like to have sex with me?"
And once again, the toad responds: "NO!"
The man can already feel his dick grow up in the pants, and he is jumping with joy!
"Just 4 more inches, and it will be just perfect!", he thinks.
So the next day, he once again waits until midnight, goes to the crossroad, takes the left road, walks for 5 minutes and he sees the huge toad once again sitting on the huge stone. And once again he asks:
"Hello beautiful, would you like to have sex with me?"
And the toad responds:
"Are you fucking deaf?! No, no, no, no, and for the last time, NO!"
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