was out of money to buy food, but the wife didn't want to tell her husband because she didn't want him to worry so she told him that he should eat her out instead and they had sex until he was satisfied.
during dinner the husband once again asked what was for dinner so the wife, having no money told the husband once again that he can eat her out and they had sex until they fell asleep.
The next morning when the husband woke up he didn't see his wife in the bed so he went to the kitchen thinking his wife was preparing breakfast but when he go there he saw his wife grinding her pussy against the table.
Confused the husband asked. "What are you doing?"
And the wife answered. "Heating your breakfast."
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