naughty poems

POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass


POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down


POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn


POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.


POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.


POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.


POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.


POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration


POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!


POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!


POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!


POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!


(added) Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!


(added)Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*
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0 - You will lose the person that your with.
1-5 -someone u like will ask u out
6-10 - u and ur crush will get closer
11 or more - u and your crush will be together 4 a long
time