A boy comes home from school one day, and his mom asks him what he did. The boy says he had sex with his teacher. The mom is very upset, so she sends him up t o his room.
When the dad comes home, the mom tells him what happened. The dad, though, is very proud and offers to get his son the new bike he wanted.
After picking up the expensive bike, the dad asks his son if he wants to ride it home. The boy replies, "No, my butt still hurts."
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