And after a year of being in a coma he feels it may be time to pull the plug. he chats with that doctor about any last minute things they could try to bring her back, and the man has one.
"when she was alive she really enjoyed me touching her boobs" he said.
"Well go try that." replied the doctor.
a minute later the man comes out overjoyed "doctor she moaned! that's the first noise she's made since the accident!"
the doctor instructed him to touch the other breast just to see what happens.
"she moaned again!" replied the man, "What else can I do?"
"Listen", said the doctor, "go in there and I'll guard the door. I want you to perform oral sex with your wife."
10 minutes go by and the man comes running out, panting, white as a sheep, sweating bullets.
"What happened?", asked the doctor, "You've been in there for 10 minutes!"
The man looked up and with a tear in his eye stated: "She choked to death."
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