A man goes to a doctor for his extremely raspy and sore voice. He explains that he has had this problem since he was a teenager. The doctor gives him an examination to discover that he has an 18 inch penis. The doctor tells him that his penis is so large is pulling all of his guts down when it hangs, including his vocal cords. He explains to the man that surgery can be performed to reduce the size of his penis by 10 inches still leaving him with a rather large member. The man decides to go through with the operation and his voice is healed! 6 months later he goes to the doctor for a check up and asks the doctor if the 10 inch segment of his penis is still around because he would like to keep it above his fireplace as a conversational piece. The doctor says in a very raspy and sore voice "no we throw out all body parts immediatly after surgery"
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